Being an Orange Lantern can be pretty hard sometimes...mainly because you want everything! Let's channel that sort of spirit and check out the 100% polyester Green Lantern Orange Lantern 9Twenty Adjustable Hat, shall we? It's probably the best way to become an Orange Lantern(since that normally requires death).

Produced by New Era, this curved bill and adjustable Avarice hat harnesses the latent greed of the emotional spectrum. You get a fancy embroidered symbol on the front and the oath of the Orange Lanterns on the back! What's the oath? How about a simple, 'MINE'!