Looking for adorable images of the always affable Groot? How about accompanying images of an always enraged Rocket Raccoon??

Well, if you're okay with these diminutive box office sweethearts sharing space on some Guardians of the Galaxy-themed pajama pants, then I simply must direct your attention to our mostly argument-free....

...GOTG Groot & Rocket Raccoon Men's Jersey Pajama Shorts!!!!!!!

Made from 100% cotton, these blue Guardians of the Galaxy pajama shorts for men are, firstly, extremely soft. Secondly, and more importantly, they feature a recurring pattern of free-floating Groots and Rockets interspersed with...

..free-floating, laser-produced Groot and Rocket symbols! And these beloved Guardians are pulled right from the hit films and placed on a blue background lined with laser-traced shapes!

More Important Information Regarding your New Groot and Rocket Pajama Shorts.

• A soft elastic band and drawstring tie for a secure, comfortable fit!
• A button-fly with one singular button lost in a soundless outer space cathedral! Wait..WHAT??
• Jersey-style shorts conveying relaxed athleticism with knee-hanging leg-sleeves!