You'll never admit to it -- not out loud, anyway -- but Baby Groot is much cuter than your child.

You can't deny it. As soon as Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 introduced "Baby Groot," you began to neglect your children.

Parents, Do Not Be Alarmed: This is a normal reaction -- Groot is so darn cute, you can't help but compare his bark-covered cuteness to your own terrestrial spawn and think, "Nope, not as cute as Groot."

Unfortunately, our GOTG Baby Groot Ambigram Kid's T-Shirt will only solidify Groot's superior, adorable features.

Standing in front of a Guardians of the Galaxy shield, this brown-eyed, monosyllabic mini-Groot stands next to his vertically positioned name rendered as an elaborate ambigram.

This high-end Groot t-shirt for kids features striking colors, sharp graphics, and a gorgeous *ambigram logo that reads "GROOT" in two different directions.

*What's an ambigram? It's a word or other artistic, symbolic representation -- in this case, typographical art-- that retains a similar or different theme/meaning when read or interpreted in different directions.