He's Groot, and you're not.

How do we know this? Because he said it. Many times. Like, a lot of times. 

Also, you're not a walking and sort-of-talking alien tree who sleeps above Rocket Raccoon in a hanging plant holder.

Anyway, Groot is Groot, and he/she/it reminds us once again on our GOTG Baby Groot in Ravager Outfit Kids T-Shirt.

Made from a soft and stretchy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this Groot t-shirt for kids features Baby Groot in his surprisingly well-tailored Ravager outfit -- yes, the very outfit forced upon he/she/it in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2.

Anyway, this kids' Groot tee features an illustrated, easily confused Groot layering a Guardians of the Galaxy symbol rendered in shiny foil print.

Are those sporty stripes? YES! The heather-red sleeves feature stitched gray stripes!

With a heather-gray body and light-gray collar, this Guardians t-shirt identifies itself AT LEAST 653 times every 75-seconds.