He’s not wrong.

Now don’t get me wrong, I agree with little Groot. We should definitely be saving the trees. And by golly, I hope we save them all. But this shirt would have worked better back in my day when everything was done on paper and telephones were connected to walls.

Last I checked, kids these days have pretty much gone digital. While that seems to be a step in the right direction, trying to use this shirt as a ticket for no homework? I’m not sure it’s gonna work. But all that aside, this black Groot tree tee is saying the right thing. Damn the Man!