With Puddin' in prison, you're going to have to steal one of these all by yourself.

Yes, it's a shame Puddin's in the 'Big House' -- AGAIN -- but you realize these Harley Quinn Women's Envelope Wallets aren't going to last, so you're putting your own plan together to "emancipate" these unloved wallets in need of obsessive affection!

And why, dear, sweet Harley, are you so beguiled by these wallets?

The Exterior!

With a soft vinyl feel, this Harley Quinn wallet is slathered with the usual 'Harley aesthetic', including a pattern of red, white, and black diamonds. The black front flap features a metal snap resting just below a stitched, red swatch.

The top? Secured via zipper, the top of this Harley Quinn envelope wallet opens for the storage of purse-sized pistols...er, hair products.

What's Inside? Unsnapping the snap and opening the wallet, we're graced with 2 columns of finely stitched credit card slots. Residing on the bottom-left column, a clear plastic sleeve for Arkham Asylum IDs, driver's licenses, and handmade kill-count cards with over one-thousand punches.

More Very Important Details About your New Harley Quinn Wallet:

• This rectangular wallet measures 7" across and 4" high (closed).
• Measures 8.5" across and 7" high (open).
• Made from a blend of polyurethane (faux leather) and polyester.