Maybe running headfirst into "Platform 9 3/4" was a bad idea.

And no, I'm not insinuating the wall was solid, cracking your head open like a mullet-covered omelet.

I'm actually more concerned because you passed right through, beginning your education at that mortally perilous school for wizards.

I've heard stories about junior magic users being thrust into separate houses represented by flesh-eating creatures, like lions, eagles, snakes, and...uh....badgers.

Anyway, it's a terrible, terrible place that no parent should EVER.....waitasecond. Is that one of their school t-shirts? Hmmm. I find it...intriguing.

Made from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, our Harry Potter Hogwarts Men's T-Shirt features the striking animal crests of Hogwarts' various houses:

The Gryffindor lion! The Slytherin snake! the Hufflepuff badger! The Ravenclaw eagle!

Yep, this Harry Potter t-shirt is the perfect gift for parents who are a little unsure of Hogwarts' "progressive" curriculum.

"Heather-gray?"

A marbling or "heather" effect created by the interweaving of lighter and darker threading -- in this case, a blending of white and gray material.