If you cut one of the 100% polyester Hydra Symbol 9Twenty Adjustable Hats, do two more grow in its place? No...unfortunately not. We tried experimenting with HYDRA-based self-replicating nanobots but it always ended in an apocalyptic grey goo scenario. Maybe next time!

Created by New Era, this fine HYDRA hat has a curved bill and an adjustable strap so you can be as snug as Hugo Weaving as he berates Captain America! Look, Steve Rogers should know better than to mess with Elrond of Rivendell.