Yes, you can have these AFTER you slay the immortal alien dragon.

If you want to become "THE IRON FIST" -- the preeminent protector of an ancient, extra-dimensional realm known as K'un-Lun -- you're going to have to slay a dragon. THE dragon.

'Shou-Lao the Undying' is an immortal creature (yes, dragon) whose Chi-filled heart powers every aspect of this Kung-fu movie-inspired reality.

Looking to claim this infinite source of devastating Chi energy and protect K'un-Lun from dimensional incursions and pesky HAND invasions? Then I suggest several years of abusive martial arts training before attempting to crush the heart of an alien god.

What? You actually pulled if off? The power is yours??? Congratulations -- here's your pair of  EXCLUSIVE Iron Fist Logo Immortal Dragon Men's Pajama Pants.

These heather-gray Iron Fist pajama pants feature an Iron Fist logo pulled straight from the classic Marvel comic series -- bold yellow letters bolted with subtle rivet accents.

Capping the logo, the green symbol representing Shao-Lou the Undying.

To the right, Chinese characters representing, yes, "IRON FIST."

More reasons why your brand-new Iron Fist lounge pants are simply the coolest:

• Soft? Oh, yes.
• An elastic waistband with drawstring tie.
• A button-down fly.
• Spacious pockets.