Introducing Iron Stamp!

Courtesy of Tony Stark's perpetually drunk staff of home-goods engineers, the Iron Man Face Rubber Stamp allows one to stamp the hell out of any previously un-stamped surface!

Stark-Tech's riveting next-generation stamping device empowers one to confidently stamp letters, foreclosure notices, court orders, parking tickets, and your child's permission slips to unaffordable field trips!

Show the world that you're no longer beholden to its stifling documentiation. Take a shot -- take 15 shots -- break out this Iron Man stamper, and stamp the forehead of the drunk and passed-out party clown you hired for your daughter's 17th Birthday.