When the Joker asks you to pick a card, I suggest refusing, and running.

Make no mistake -- the Joker is an unrepentant psychotic maniac. So, no matter how innocent the trick may appear, chances are it will end in third degree burns or a lethal helping of heart-stopping laughter.

Our The Joker Ha-ha Crew Socks 2-Pack accurately conveys the Joker's ghastly visage and unfettered psychosis on two pairs of soft, stretchy, mildly terrifying socks that may induce gut-wrenching guffaws.

Pair #1: Gray socks with an encircled, illustrated Joker asking a puzzled onlooker if he/she might be interested in seeing a magic trick. Dear he/she: Run.

Pair #2: An all-over print of the Clown Prince of Crime -- he sports his characteristic manic grin and a liberally spritzing poisonous lapel.

Fits shoe sizes 6-12.