Oooh, It’s On!

Talk about a throwback! This shirt goes all the way! Long before Mario was a household name, he was just a mustachioed plumber with a pet ape. Unfortunately, Mario wasn’t the kind mushroom eating guy we know today. He mistreated that poor ape until one day the ape had enough. He grabbed Mario’s first wife Pauline and made a break for it. And like that, it was on like Donkey Kong.

Donkey climbed a building and started throwing barrels down at Mario. When finally they reunited, Mario and Pauline went home leaving Donkey with the freedom he so rightly deserved. Now you can throw barrels in comfort while wearing this awesome Donkey Kong t-shirt.