Made from 100% cotton, this soft, grayish-brownish colored t-shirt features a classic, purposely faded image of SHAZAM beating the hell out of a Sentient Rocket Swarm (SRS) with his freakin' chest! Yep. So, who launched the SRS? Me. Yep, I've had it with that meddling SHAZAM, always meddling in my affairs that are NOT MADE TO BE MEDDLED WITH!!!!! So, I wired a few monkey brains to a bushel of rockets and.....voila! It's a missile barrage guided by the impulses of monkey memories! Oh, that may explain why they're moving AWAY from SHAZAM and towards those......trees over there. CURSE YOUR INCESSANT MEDDLING, SHAZAM! Ahem.

I should also mention that this t-shirt is from high end t-shirt maker, Trunk Ltd. SO, we're talking exemplary T-Shirt quality here. This quality is evident in the super-soft material, the double, reinforced stitching and those characteristic, silver-stitched stripes lining both sides of the t-shirt. Oh, and they're part of an extremely limited print run. Best get one. Now.