You're an agent of SHIELD. Act like it.

You recently "curbed" an LMD uprising and stymied a HYDRA plot to kidnap homeless people and replace them with clones of Kanye West. Don't ask.

Regardless of the seven levels of secrecy you're force to maintain as a loyal SHIELD agent, you should certainly, on occasion, flaunt your access to sensitive, super-secret prisons residing below the ocean.

Our SHIELD Logo Lanyard with Rubber ID Holder allows you to flaunt said access, and hold the IDs granting said access.

Let's break it down:

• A long, adjustable band measuring roughly 20" from top to metal clip.
  
  
• Said band features stylish SHIELD logos and symbols.
  
  
• A metal, push-button clip for easy clipping!
  
  
• A clear plastic sleeve bordered by a rubbery frame sporting a circular SHIELD symbol.