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Lettuce The Taste of Sadness Men's T-Shirt



Lettuce The Taste of Sadness Men's T-Shirt



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Lettuce is NOT the taste of sadness!

Lettuce, true believers, is the taste of health!

But if we're being honest, then yes, lettuce -- and any other leafy green vegetable sprouting from the ground and reeking of wet soil -- is seriously lacking in the taste department.

In fact, there's zero taste -- only a crisp, alien texture that can't POSSIBLY relate to anything healthy. But it does, so we suffer through its tastelessness one excruciating nibble at a time.
Peter Parker acknowledges the struggle, so he regularly wears his Lettuce The Taste of Sadness Men's T-Shirt. In fact, he was wearing it when that giant, floating ring appeared above New York.

Yep, he was on a field trip when his "Spider-Sense" kicked in. He noticed the ring, demanded a distraction, and slipped out the window.

Yep, it was a little odd to see Spider-Man swinging around with a 'Lettuce the Taste of Sadness' t-shirt for men. I mean, superheroes usually promote good health. It's a prerequisite to joining The Avengers.

More Details

  • Product Brands:
  • Spider-man
  • Product Category:
  • Clothing & Apparel,
  • T-Shirts
  • SKU: tsspdrmlttos

Reviews of Lettuce The Taste of Sadness Men's T-Shirt

5.0 (Based on 3 reviews)
Sydney Australia

Fun T shirt, big size, I like to order the mens large sizes and adjust to fit me how I like.

Submitted 5 years ago

Great shirt,lots of great comments

Submitted 5 years ago
Rodney Spears
TX, United States

Very fast delivery and well packaged!

Submitted 2 years ago

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