Lettuce The Taste of Sadness Men's T-Shirt
- Did you see it? It was in that Avengers movie!
- Which Avengers movie? The one starring everyone. EVERYONE.
- Peter Parker's favorite t-shirt expressing his least favorite meal.
- Made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton.
Lettuce is NOT the taste of sadness!
Lettuce, true believers, is the taste of health!
But if we're being honest, then yes, lettuce -- and any other leafy green vegetable sprouting from the ground and reeking of wet soil -- is seriously lacking in the taste department.
In fact, there's zero taste -- only a crisp, alien texture that can't POSSIBLY relate to anything healthy. But it does, so we suffer through its tastelessness one excruciating nibble at a time.
Peter Parker acknowledges the struggle, so he regularly wears his Lettuce The Taste of Sadness Men's T-Shirt. In fact, he was wearing it when that giant, floating ring appeared above New York.
Yep, he was on a field trip when his "Spider-Sense" kicked in. He noticed the ring, demanded a distraction, and slipped out the window.
Yep, it was a little odd to see Spider-Man swinging around with a 'Lettuce the Taste of Sadness' t-shirt for men. I mean, superheroes usually promote good health. It's a prerequisite to joining The Avengers.
- Sku: tsspdrmlttos
- Color: Blue
- Sleeve Type: Short sleeve
- Licensor: Marvel
- Style Attributes: Image
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