You're one t-shirt away from becoming the Spider-Man of 2099.

Okay, let me rephrase that -- you'll need the t-shirt, a time machine, AND reconstructed genes infused with spider DNA.

When you have these things -- and yes, the Spider-Man 2099 Symbol Men's T-Shirt -- you'll finally become the Spider-Man of 2099.

Made from 100% cotton, this navy-blue Spider-Man 2099 t-shirt for men features Miguel O'Hara's jagged, sizable, and 'future-y' Spider-Man symbol.

And why such a jagged symbol that looks suspiciously blood-thirsty? Because 2099 is definitely not the future we ordered, considering megacorporations are the new unimpeachable religion.