Measuring 1.75" across and 2.75" high, this is a metallic keychain rendered in the 2 dimensional shape and likeness of Marvel Comic's premiere whipping boy, the Amazing Spiderman!  Spiderman doesn't have a car, so he really can't use a keychain.  Spiderman doesn't have a lot of things.  A future, for example.  I mean, the guy's gonna' be offing himself any day now.  We have a betting pool at the office.  I mean, we saw him perched on the awning above our office entrance and he was just......crying.  Just sitting there...crying.  Heard him say something about a Gwen so and so and something or other.  About how sorry he was.  Yeah, it was nice while it lasted.