Oooooooh. Shiny.

This unique Spider-Man t-shirt beguiles, distracts, and hypnotizes with its red and reflective foil print.

Yes, Spider-Man is usually quite menacing, but the hypnotizing image of Spider-Man's wall-clinging form brings one a sense of utter tranquility with soft, subtle, and entrancing refracting.

Our Spider-Man Red Chrome Foil Men's T-Shirt will lower stress, cholesterol, your mortality rate, the number of recurring crippling migraines, and your need for after-work ice cream binging.

Truly, this Spider-Man t-shirt induces a comparable level of calm provided by windchimes, a quiet stream, a soft waterfall, insect chirping, or campfires.

This Spider-Man t-shirt for men is a shirt-shaped stress vaccination, folks. No foolin'.