Now PAY ATTENTION, because we have a lot of crazy happenin' stuff on this Spiderman t-shirt. First, the Spiderman image is outlined in felt. Felt is like velvet... but more masculine. Second, we got silver glitter peppering the eyes. We prefer to call it.. "Urban Gun Glare!" Third, we got crazy occurrences of fluorescent color splashes and architecture among floating Spiderman heads and spurts of spontaneous webbing. ... Yes, SPURTS! What the ...!? Don't think about it, just tune in, turn off and some other hippie yappin' lingo.