Space. It's really freaking big. And there a lot of alien women. Alien women that are lonely. Alien woman that are attracted to men in uniforms with big fancy titles like 'Captain'. I am beginning to see how Kirk was so deathly serious about his job! When I say deathly serious, I don't really mean that. He's way more concerned about doing what is right and enjoying the company of his comrades(and alien women). As much as we would like to, we can't send Kirk to your house. We can, however, send this 7.5 inch tall Star Trek Talking Captain Kirk Bobblehead Headknocker. You see that? HE TALKS! Yes, 'Space, the final frontier!' 'I am a solider, not a diplomat' and 'This is Captain James Kirk of the USS Enterprise'. They were going to include 'Can I get your number?' but the universal translator was having trouble.