Set phasers to decorate! That's a setting, right? Between stun, kill, and tickle? Perhaps that isn't canon...but you know what is? The cardboard 10.5 inch tall Star Trek Kirk Desktop Standee! I think this little guy actually defeated Gorn but you couldn't tell through the magic of cinema. Hooray! Great for sprucing up that desk or table of yours, the Star Trek Kirk Desktop Standee will immediately attract green women...or at least that's what I've been.