Jeez, Red Shirts can't even survive their own shirt with the 100% ring-spun cotton Live Fast Die Red T-Shirt! I suppose that is pretty bad, isn't it? You put a member of the Engineering/Security division on a shirt and they are crashed by the very phrase that states , 'Live Fast, Die Red'! I really can't think of anything more poignant than that. At least on the bright side of things, if you are wearing the Live Fast Die Red T-Shirt you'll probably be able to go on an Away Mission with a sex-crazed captain and a stoic first officer!