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Domestic United States
Standard December 11, 2020
USPS Priority Mail December 19, 2020
UPS Ground December 15, 2020
UPS 3 Day December 21, 2020
UPS 2 Day December 22, 2020
UPS Next Day December 23, 2020
International
Standard December 7, 2020
Packet Tracked December 9, 2020
Priority Tracked December 11, 2020
Fedex December 18, 2020
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Star Trek Expendable 30 Single T-Shirt

$24.99

Star Trek Expendable 30 Single T-Shirt

$24.99

We are not planning on bringing this item back currently, but we'll let you know if that changes!

We’ll let you know as soon as the item is back in stock!

Made from 100% Cotton, this soft, red t-shirt features the denoted expression proclaiming the unspoken (but clearly understood) state of any and all security officers serving aboard the USS Enterprise. Yes, they're...expendable. Very much so. Remember Star Trek episode 375 when security officer Renquist was eaten by the Throazog only 15 seconds after beaming onto the planet...Throazog?? Remember? How about Star Trek episode 745 when security officer Grimes was accidentally beamed into the Bog of Sentient Razors? Remember? Yeah, that was especially....painful. So, yes, you're a security guard aboard the USS Enterprise. Your position there does not improve your chances of ascending rank.

More Details

  • Product Brands:
  • Star Trek
  • Product Category:
  • Clothing & Apparel,
  • T-Shirts
  • SKU: tsstrtrkexpendable
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