Yoda should be the spokesperson for the AARP. Why? Well, because Yoda was 900 years old and an absolute master of the Force! He lived in a deadly swamp, where his age and miniature stature had no effect on his survival. I wish I could be picking up X-Wings with my mind at 900. At that point, I'll probably be doing a lot of drooling and sleeping would be my guess. I'll tell my great-great-great-great-great grandchildpadawans how I used to keep these little metal discs of currency in my 6 inch tall by 4.25 inch diameter Star Wars Yoda Tin Can Coin Bank, which also could pick up X-Wings with its mind. I don't even think anybody flies that thing, we just use it for showing off. The Star Wars Yoda Tin Can Coin Bank has several smaller images of Yoda, a green color scheme, and one big image of Yoda in a fighting stance! See what I mean? Yoda is pretty lithe!