Stay warm and look like you are a...vital...part of the Empire with the 100% polyester Star Wars Stormtrooper Adult Union Suit! Made to make it appear as if you are an insanely comfortable Stormtrooper, the Star Wars Stormtrooper Adult Union Suit even has little tread on the footers. What does that mean? It means that you probably won't be able to slide across the floor like Tom Cruise in Risky Business. Always a price to be paid, you know?