Wear the Star Wars Darth Vader Sublimated Boxer Brief and be immediately accepted into the darkside. You only need the correct underwear to reach your goals. That's right folks, you heard it here first. Ok so maybe you can't reach all of your goals JUST by choosing the right briefs but at least you'll be in a good mood while trying! Especially if you are trying for intergalactic domination. 

The Darth Vader briefs are made from 90% polyester/10% spandex and can be yours!