Please stop picketing outside our office -- no actual Wookies were harmed during production.

Sheesh, people --turn it down a degree (or two). We would NEVER harm a Wookie to create an authentic-looking Star Wars Chewbacca Christmas Stocking. 

Heck, no. Firstly, we would never survive the experience, and secondly, that type of behavior is grossly inappropriate during the holiday season. Sheesh.

However, your concern tells us something -- it tells us our Chewbacca Christmas stocking appears incredibly realistic.

And it should, considering it's layered with a furry covering.

And it should (again), considering the carefully stitched, movie-accurate bandolier.

So, put down the signs, pull out your phone, and add to cart -- we have a feeling these Star Wars stockings will sell out, like, on-the-quick.

• Features red loop for superior hanging.
• Carefully stitched bandolier.
• Fuzzy front, felt-like back.
• Spot-clean with mild detergent.
• Do not bleach.
• Do not wash.
• 16" long, 7" wide.