You lost your keys to the X-Wing for the last time...

The First Order was pummeling our base on Tatooine and we needed every available pilot in the air.

You? You were dumping out your duffle bag and pulling your pockets inside out. The keys to the X-Wing? Yeah, you misplaced them. Again.

Here, put your keys on this Star Wars The Last Jedi Rebel Alliance Metal Keychain. I also recommend attaching them to your R2 unit.

I also recommend programming your R2 unit to scream "I HAVE YOUR KEYS" every 35 seconds -- every 10 seconds while you're sleeping.

Everything you need to know about your brand-new Star Wars keychain:

If features a raised, metallic Rebel symbol affixed to carefully stitched orange and white material -- right, the material used in official Rebel regalia.

A sturdy keyring with an attached push-down clasp.