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Darth Vader Greek Empire Junk Food T-Shirt


Darth Vader Greek Empire Junk Food T-Shirt


We are not planning on bringing this item back currently, but we'll let you know if that changes!

We’ll let you know as soon as the item is back in stock!

Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester, this heather-red t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Darth Vader's cranium posted below what looks to be the logo for "Empire Strikes Back," but denoted in Greek letters. Oh, and there's a bit of advertisement fluff at the base, and I would love to tell you what it means but....it's also denoted in the Greek Language. Unfortunately, Wonder Woman isn't available to translate, so I'll just ask our Japanese intern. According to him,this Star Wars t-shirt is saying something like, "blue fish crumbles Darth Vader softly." Something like that. Anyway, this heather-red t-shirt is from famous t-shirt maker, Junk Food, so the following applies: Super-soft, extremely limited and.....villainous in any and all languages.

More Details

  • Product Brands:
  • Star Wars,
  • Darth Vader
  • Product Category:
  • Clothing & Apparel,
  • T-Shirts
  • SKU: tsstrwrsvaderrusk

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