Hoth Tub Men's T-Shirt
- Just pinch your nose -- the organs store a lot of heat.
- No, you can't get this anywhere else!
- A 100% cotton t-shirt free of dangling entrails.
Come on in. The water's fine.
Yes, Hoth is several hundred degrees below freezing and yes, it's completely nonsensical to bathe in a hot tub considering the intensely frosty environs. However, a Tauntaun's innards are ridiculously warm and abundantly available.
Our incredibly EXCLUSIVE and pleasant smelling Hoth Tub Men's T-Shirt tells the story of Han Solo and Luke Skywalker making the best of a bad situation:
They drew straws, and the loser carved a hot tub from a Tauntaun.
The result? A VERY warm hot tub riddled with chunky Tauntaun innards and an overwhelming stench causing one to vomit/black out/regain consciousness/ black out again after 13 seconds of bathing.
Yep, this Star Wars-themed t-shirt for men celebrates Han and Luke's resourcefulness and an apparent tolerance for swimming in giant, especially putrid animal corpses.
War is hell, folks.
- Sku: tsswhothtub
- Color: Grey
- Sleeve Type: Short sleeve
- Licensor: Star Wars
- Style Attributes: Image, Exclusive
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