Star Wars Death Star Pinata 30 Single T-Shirt
Made from 100% Cotton, this soft, light blue t-shirt features an image of....what things have come to. The war is over...for now. The Rebellion has won...kind of. Anyway, with all this down time available, it's time to celebrate the now legendary victories against ubiquitous tyranny and planet-sized weapons of mass destruction with....party favors. That's right; it's time to take the artifacts of a turbulent history and reproduce them as party games and giveaways. As a child, you were told about the fierce battle of Yavin, where Rebel forces defeated, barely, the power of the Imperial Death Star. You're turning 12 next week, so...don your ceremonial Luke Skywalker robe; your official Rebel helmet with blast-shield and low-charge lightsaber. Spin you around...12 times....NOW SWING! TAKE A SWING AT THE DEATH STAR DANGLING FROM YOUR CEILING FAN! NO! YOU JUST HIT YOUR MOTHER!!!!! TRY AGAIN!
This Star Wars t-shirt is made with a higher, 30 Single thread count, making it softer than the average t-shirt!
- Sku: tsstarwarspinata
- Color: Blue
- Sleeve Type: Short sleeve
- Licensor: Star Wars
- Style Attributes: 30Single, Image
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I've been buying as many cool and/or funny shirts as I could afford on this site, so when I saw this shirt in my size, I bought it right away. This is another shirt that people at work laughed at. I actually had a bad, painful experience at young family member's birthday party involving a pinata. Obviously, someone thought it was good idea to let the kids use a very long, wooden poll to hit the pinata and let me hold the rope to the pinata (or was I holding a camera? I can't remember). So, what happens? When a young boy gets ready to swing away, he swings the poll backwards hitting me in the hand. Ouch! So, who wants to hit the pinata (and not me)?