The Galactic Empire Company Picnics are kind of weird and somewhat awkward. I mean, you spend all day walking around in a TIE Pilot or Stormtrooper outfit with one of those bulky helmets on and you never get to see your co-workers. Oh wow, Stormtrooper number 64578 is a girl....and she's cute? The TIE Fighter flight group leader is really Christopher Walken? I want him on my team for the potato sack races across ravines outside of Mos Eisely! You guys hear that the winner gets a brand new TIE Fighter Advanced and this great 100% cotton, 30 single Star Wars Fly or Die 30S T-Shirt! It is a 30 single, meaning that this shirt is as soft as a wookie put through a washing machine with twice the amount of softener. Even if you don't win, you're always free to still get this shirt and tell them that you won anyways. The only people that will know any different is Darth Vader...and Christopher Walken.