No, it won't squawk when you open it.

However, it looks like it might, considering our incredibly stylish and overtly unique Star Wars Last Jedi Porg Women's Mini Wallet is cleverly adorned with the likeness of a huggable, wide-eyed Porg.

You know, the Porgs -- the fuzzy bird-like creatures harassing Chewbacca in the hit Star Wars film, Star Wars: The Last Jedi.

Anyway, Porgs are cute as all get out, and this zip-up Porg wallet for women conveys their cuteness in the following wonderful ways:

The exterior!

• A white, vinyl-like Porg bust lined in white embroidery. Just look at those eyes! 
  
  
• Surrounding the Porg's smooth facial features, a fuzzy gray matting reflecting a fuzzy gray body.
  
  
• The back features an ID holder with clear plastic covering.
  
  
• Behind the ID slot, a zip-up pocket with fold-out card slots.
  
  
• A metal keyring adorned with metallic feather charm and a stitched luggage tag:
  
  It gleefully mentions the planet Ahch-To, since, y'know, that's where Porgs and despondent Luke Skywalkers come from.
  
  

The interior!

• Soft orange material bordered in meticulous stitching.
• The left side features three card slots.
• The right side features another ID slot covered in clear plastic.
  
  

More awesome details regarding your new Porg wallet!

• Made from a vinyl-like, soft and fuzzy blend of 40% polyurethane and 60% polyester.
• Measures 6" across, 4.5" high (open).
• Measures 3.5" across, 4.5" high (closed).