Imagine a world where DC Comics' Man of Steel crash landed in Ukraine instead of Kansas...would slightly change things, wouldn't it? Luckily for us and the denizens of the USSR then that we got the Superman Red Son 9Twenty Adjustable Hat! Oh, I should really say 'Earth-30' since that is the proper designation. Oh DC!

Produced by New Era, this fine 100% cotton hat has a curved bill and an adjustable strap for sizing. With this mighty hat you'll be able to cure sickness, unemployment, and starvation...and all people have to do is submit and give up some of their freedoms.