Holiday Shipping Deadlines

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Domestic United States
Standard December 11, 2020
USPS Priority Mail December 19, 2020
UPS Ground December 15, 2020
UPS 3 Day December 21, 2020
UPS 2 Day December 22, 2020
UPS Next Day December 23, 2020
International
Standard December 7, 2020
Packet Tracked December 9, 2020
Priority Tracked December 11, 2020
Fedex December 18, 2020
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Superman Don't Call Me Junk Food T-Shirt

$28.99

Superman Don't Call Me Junk Food T-Shirt

$28.99

We are not planning on bringing this item back currently, but we'll let you know if that changes!

We’ll let you know as soon as the item is back in stock!

Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester, this light blue, extremely soft t-shirt features a very distressed image of Superman exiting his preferred changing quarters, practicing some much needed scrutiny on those too eager to entreat Superman's aid. That's right, Superman is no longer accepting calls related  to stranded, suspended pets, misbehaving children, rude crossing guards or lead-footed school bus divers. Nope, It's time humanity deals with the minutiae of their little, often uneventful lives without the intervention of a certain Man of Steel. I mean, next thing you know, he'll be expected to....to water the desert or punch New Jersey. Anyway, this exquisite t-shirt is made from quality t-shirt maker, Junk Food, so we're talking extreme softness, excellent craftsmanship, a limited print run and.....other good stuff related to t-shirts that are....good.

More Details

  • Product Brands:
  • Superman
  • Product Category:
  • Clothing & Apparel,
  • T-Shirts
  • SKU: tssupdontcallmejf
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