Of all the turtles, the most enduring is probably Michelangelo and his impact on modern day slang! He didn't invent the popular late 80s/ early 90s 'dude' speak, but he certainly helped to hone it and make it totally acceptable for wee lil' children to sound like that guy from Dazed and Confused. When you are done reminiscing about those golden pizza years, you can use this ultra high quality, 100% cotton t-shirt as testament to a much simpler time. This t-shirt is what we like to refer to as a 30 thread count, meaning that this shirt is exceptionally soft and....exceptional? Swing and a miss. Since we didn't get hoverboards yet, we will accept the 'Cheapskate"! That thing is tubular, radical, and bodacious.