Oh, those pesky Decepticons. When will they learn? It isn't their fault they were built for war while the Autobots were more or less consumer goods. The Autobots are supposed to be friendly, and the Decepticons, well, they just do what they were made to do. Can we really blame them? I know if I could turn into a super sweet fighter jet, I would be laying down the law, too. I heard that some Decepticons even learned how to completely fool humans by turning into seemingly inconspicuous items, like toasters, fly swatters, and keychains. Did we mention that we are selling this Decepticon symbol keychain? I would suggest you getting on their good side!