Just to be on the safe side.

Are you worried about somebody pantsing you at the “Frat Boys Have Feelings Too” party later tonight? Sure, a party to sympathize with bros and brahs should be a civil gathering and good time. But it’s still a bro to brahs party so there is always a chance.

If that’s the case, you should try out this Venom car seatbelt buckle belt. I’ll tell ya the two things that are gonna happen when you wear this belt. First, your pants are gonna stay safe and buckled up like a Cadillac. Second thing is that if you tuck in your shirt, everyone’s gonna see it’s a Venom belt and keep their distance.