The pajama pants that probably ate your other pajama pants.

Why? Because our Venom Logo Unisex Pajama Pants might actually consist of 75% alien symbiote, and said alien symbiote is a jealous mistress.

Yes, these Venom pajama pants for men and women could potentially take the form of a hulking, salivating humanoid with a massive dislocating jaw. Thankfully, you're wise enough to consider its feelings.

Made from an extremely soft cotton, this comfortable Venom lounging apparel features a large, prone-to-morphing Venom logo rendered in vertical text.

And yes, that's his/it's manipulation of the Spider-Man symbol cleverly replacing the "O."

More reasons why these lounge pants are simply the coolest: 

• Soft? Oh, yeah.
• An elastic waistband with drawstring tie.
• Unisex sizing for all comers -- men, women, and perhaps teenage hosts of the always insatiable symbiote.
• Spacious pockets.