He just wants to pet his tiger.

And no, that's not an innuendo -- he has an actual tiger.

Our Walking Dead King Ezekiel Pint Glass is a solid clear pint glass adorned with a photographic image of Ezekiel, leader of The Kingdom -- a rare, civilized oasis successfully surviving the zombie apocalypse.

Wait, what's that on the back? Why, it's one of Ezekiel's lines from The Walking Dead: "Never bullshit a bullshitter." 

Because he's an actor pretending to be king, which means he's intimately aware of the subtle language of bullshit.

• Measures 6" high.
• Hand wash.
• Hand dry.
• Hand it over.
• Hand it back.
  
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