Zombies are really, really cuddly. They are made of sunshine happy thoughts and magical faerie dust. They just want to give you a hug...a deep, somewhat bitey kind of hug. Well, now that I think about it that's probably not that good. Zombies don't know what 'no' means and they have no concept of a safe word. One moment you're having a beautiful picnic in the sun with the birds chirping and the bees buzzing, then suddenly you're desperately trying to get your zombie date to stop trying to eat your internal organs. Zombie dates are always inviting their friends over, and you know what? I'm not that kind of guy. Call me old fashion, but I'm a one zombie kinda guy. Get this 100% cotton Walking Dead t-shirt and let all those other zombies know you're already taken!