The X-Men Colossus Head Knocker. Piotr Rasputin was born on the Soviet collective farm called the Ust-Ordynski Collective near Lake Baikal in Siberia where you're called a real man if you don't freeze your gnads off by the time your 16! His superpowers emerged in adolescence at around this very time that Piotr managed to save his gnads from freezing and falling off. At first, Rasputin was content simply to use his powers, of turning his body into organic steel, to aid the other people of the Collective. However, Rasputin was contacted by Professor Charles Xavier, founder of the X-Men, when Xavier was organizing a new team of mutant X-Men to help him rescue the original X-Men from the sentient island Krakoa. Rasputin agreed to leave the farm community to go to the United States, where there is color tv and pole dancing, with Xavier. After getting past home land security and a series of cavity checks at the airport, Xavier gave Rasputin the code name "Colossus" and indoctrinated Piotr into the X-Men Where they soon fought against the island Krakoa. After the battle was won, and after another rigorous cavity check at the airport by new federal employees, Rasputin remained in the United States with the new X-Men, and the Sr-71 Blackhawk Jet, and the wide screen tv, surrounded by young minxy mutant babes who could phase through walls, while the rest of his family stayed on the farm and worked their asses off for 3 potatoes a year and a handful of Top Ramen. Get all four of the X-Men bobbleheads.