The keychain that might upset your parents.

Two weeks ago, you lifted the selfie stick WITH YOUR MIND. Last week, you texted your friend without actually touching the phone. You did it WITH YOUR MIND.

So, feeling confused and alone, you journeyed to the Xavier Institute and became a member of the X-Men. I mean, that's what terrified mutants do.

During your stay, Wolverine gave you the X-Men Yellow Logo Metal Keychain -- this was a nice gesture until your mom found it in a pair of unwashed jeans. She...she has some questions.

This X-Men keychain features a dangling, circular X-Men "X" symbol colored in sturdy, yellow enamel -- right, just like the classic X-Men uniforms of old.

From what, exactly, does the charm dangle? A black keyring for holding and organizing keys to various X-vehicles and underground X-locales.