Measuring 3" across in diameter, this circular patch asks for your support in electing Wolverine to the class presidency.  How would your school benefit from electing Wolverine as the next class president?  Have you ever had class on an undiscovered plane of psychic existence?  NO?  Let Professor Xavier gently caress segments of your long unused mind and make learning a transformational, existential renaissance!  Oh, then there's what happens if Wolverine isn't elected:  the forfeiture of your physical existence.  Hopefully, that psychic training will come in handy for transferring your consciousness into an egg before complete and total brain death.  This Wolverine patch is....necessary, I'm afraid.