Perhaps if you have the 11.5'' by 8'' Zombies Always Welcome Tin Sign it will work like some kind of reverse psychology of hungry corpses. Hey, they are use to people reacting rather violently to their presence...which probably makes them even more hungry for brains. The trick is to invite the zombies in for some lemon squares and tea and BAM! Suddenly the leery undead are more amiable! Take the first step with the Zombies Always Welcome Tin Sign!