Fend off leaping, man-eating sharks with Wayne Enterprises' dependable shark-mitigation mace, the Shark Repellent Bat Spray!

Utilized heavily by a kinder, gentler, groovier Batman in the 1960s, our Shark Repellent Bat Spray is 100% effective against high-flying sharks attracted to wiry, bat-themed vigilantes sporting a modest bat-paunch.

And, if you act now, we'll send you one of our exquisite, EXCLUSIVE, limited edition Shark Repellent Bat Spray Men's T-Shirts! 

Made from 100% cotton, this royal blue t-shirt for men features a bright, screen-printed graphic boasting an illustration of the aerosol-based Shark deterrent dutifully dispersed by the doughy Dark Knight!

**Quantities are limited, so we strongly suggest you ACT NOW!