Our Deadpool t-shirts feature the intolerably talkative "Merc with Mouth" as he wields flatulence-themed witticisms, two swords (named "Sarah" and "Steven Ramirez"), nunchucks (made from kite string and two burritos), and a few-hundred throwing stars (constructed with duct tape and unsalted crackers). So, slap on a Deadpool t-shirt and proclaim your appreciation for Marvel's mayhem-inducing, violently verbose psychologist counseling guilt-ridden Weapon X survivors.