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To assure worthiness, one must prostrate themselves before the mighty Thor. If one truly seeks the Thunder God's blessing, we recommend littering the Odinson's alter with Thor magnets, buttons, backpacks, wallets, jewelry, keychains, and more. If the Odinson accepts your Thor accessories, he will bless your farm with copious crops, and protect your village with two flying goats’ wo will probably consume 98% of said copious crops.