Guess this is a different interpretation of the 'hammer and anvil' strategy. Anvils are too heavy, and regular hammers aren't magical enough. So we get Mjolnir and and America's Shield! Now that is a military tactic armies should adapt. Maybe they are trying out for one of those extreme wrestling thingama-jigs? Or maybe "Dancing with the Stars"? Ah, I'm just playing with you guys! They are obviously here to save the rest of us from the likes of the Beyonder or Red Skull or somebody else as equally as scary. This 30 single t-shirt is 100% cotton, meaning it is oh-so friendly to the touch. Thor and Captain America are definitely a great deterrent!