Cats are cute, cuddly, fuzzy objects built specifically to induce and accept an overabundance of hugging. This is the great lie ostensibly perpetrated by nature. You see, their snuggle-friendly forms don’t accurately express their demeanor: cats are dependably indifferent little creatures that would prefer you cease your prodding and allow them to enjoy their post-lunch, pre-nap naps. However, the following line of cat-themed superhero t-shirts tells us this projected, general disinterest in all things related to humanity is also a front. In fact, cats are very interested in our well-being, and are appropriately powered and traumatically engaged to ensure it!
Exhibit A: The Batman Bat Cat T-Shirt
Made from 100% cotton, this black t-shirt features a cowl-covered cat that will doggedly defend innocent cats (and kittens) from the traumatic hell imposed upon a certain kitten’s family immediately after viewing the classic film, Zorro-Cat! A cat that will forge itself into a weapon and educate itself in fields of knowledge having to do with the violent apprehension of criminal ne’er-do-cats! Yes, Bat Cat is an uncomfortably brutal protector of the night, but brutality is what’s necessary when protecting the meek from cackling, morbidly grinning clown cats! Get Yours Now »
Exhibit B: The Superman Super Kitty in Space T-Shirt!
A Kryptonian cat and the explosive, physics-dismissing powers expressed by its sun-powered DNA? Well….why the #$%$% not? Heck, if you can accept Super Horse, Super Monkey, and yes, Krypto the Super Dog, you should be emotionally equipped to handle g-darn Super Cat!! I mean, Super Cat accidentally killed his first handler by wrapping him in yarn and punting him into the sun. But…we’re quite sure Super Cat feels guilty about it. Yep. Made from 100% cotton, this black t-shirt features Super Cat dissolving the East Coast with heat-vision because…it felt like it, and the East Coast was especially shiny. Don't Wait »
Exhibit C: The Pac Man Shades Kitty Men’s T-Shirt!
Okay, this particular cat isn’t immediately helpful or invested in saving humanity from the…whatever, but we do appreciate its love of classic video games, particularly Pac Man, and the fact that it’s wearing human-sized sunglasses reflecting said video game. Observing this cat, wearing sunglasses, watching someone -- presumably a human -- play Pac Man, is quite alluring and almost hypnotic. In fact, those who wear our black, 100% cotton t-shirt will inflict acute narcolepsy on anyone enthralled by ridiculous cat memes and the memorable, droning munching of the infinitely unsated Pac-person. Shop Now »
Exhibit D: The Spider-Man Black Cat Kawaii T-Shirt!
Get it? Because Black Cat, the female superhero and waffling love interest of Spider-Man, goes by the name Black Cat, which could be cleverly construed as….an actual cat, colored black! Anyway, this light blue, 100% cotton t-shirt for women features a cutely concocted, kawaii-inspired caricature of a mildly incensed Spider-Man dangling over a diamond-stealing black cat. And yes, this is another clever reference to the actual human character, considering Felicia Hardy, aka the Black Cat, is a bipedal, feline-themed jewel thief. Get Yours »
Exhibit E: The Deadpool You’ve Cat to Be Men’s T-Shirt!
Again, no actual super-powered, super-magnanimous caped cats here, but a clever play on words presented by the mouthy mercenary who positively ADORES his burgeoning collection of feline friends, the doody-faced, deliberately dilapidated Deadpool! Yes, Deadpool absolutely LOVES cats and exudes his unhealthy cat-love on this black, 50% cotton/ 50% polyester t-shirt. Replacing similar sounding words with “cat” and kitten,” Deadpool lazily lounges on the bold, distressed text along with Mr. Cheddar, the dyslexic, PTSD-suffering kitten who, on any day but picture day, usually wears an eye patch. Get Your Very Own »